Crazy Amy’s Baking Company (by jaxamoto)
OH GOD WATCH THIS IF YOU’VE SEEN THE EPISODE OF KITCHEN NIGHTMARES SHE’S ON.
(via tornfromtheblackestroom)
You know what’s creepy about Humpty Dumpty?
They never said he was an egg.
all the king’s horses and all the king’s men couldn’t put Humpty Dumpty back together again BECAUSE HIS BLOOD WAS GUSHING OUT OF HIS CRACKED SKULL
SOMEONE PLEASE CHANGE THE SUBJECT BEFORE THE SHERLOCK FANDOM STARTS ANGSTING.
Too late
LOOK JAWN I’M HUMPTY DUMPTY
GOD DAMMIT
Humpty Dumpty was a cannon, guys- it’s OK! IT WILL BE OK
http://www.rhymes.org.uk/humpty_dumpty.htm
(Source: darkladysatan, via codeband)
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I told my mom about tumblr helping people get their dream pets and she told me I should jump on the bandwagon
She said if this post get 200,000 notes, I can get a teddy bear hamster like this one
guys my old hamster died of a stroke and I really miss him so please help me get my dream pet k thanks
Gus please my mom is laughing at me right now
I PROMISE YOU YOU WILL GET YOUR HAMSTER
WE MAKE DREAMS COME TRUE.
(via optarenecem)
Here’s a serious advice. Even the nicest people have their limits. Don’t try to reach that point because the nicest people are also the scariest assholes when they’ve had enough.
Demons run when a good man goes to war.
(via fallingangelstars)
If You Play Sims 3
http://www.thesims3.com/mypage/ImaginAries/mystudio
And you’re a fan of Doctor Who, and/or Supernatural — please check out my pre-made sims! I do my BEST to get facial resemblances and body types accurate! (To date, my Castiel sim has had 106 downloads, which, for me- a nobody- it’s pretty good!)
2 days ago - 
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2 | *Wakes up in the middle of the night* | |
| Me: | Please don't be 6am |
| *1;48am* | |
| Me: | MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS TO ME! |
| *Shoves face back into pillow* |
Reblog if you’re a female who likes The Avengers/Marvel movies
I’m trying to prove a point to a douche in my class who thinks girls are lying about enjoying marvel.
(via arcane-anteater)
everybody who reblogs this I will scroll through(creep) your blog and leave a message in your ask box on how I predict your life is like. What kind of a person you come off to me as/ what your interests and hobbies are. I will also leave nice little compliments. not my idea but I’d love to do this
(please reblog so I don’t look dumb)
(via bowties-trenchcoats)
